More Furry Logic

*There are three ways to get things done:
-Do it yourself,
-hire someone to do it,
-or FORBID your kids to do it.

*"ow" The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

*According to the child, instant gratification takes too long.

*Signs of Advanced Parenthood:

-You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.
-You hide in the bathroom just to get some alone-time.
-You start offering to cut up other people's food.

*The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention...is to sit down and look comfortable.

*If you want your children to listen...try talking softly--to someone else.

*Your children are growing up when they stop asking where they came from...and refuse to tell you where they're going.

*It's not easy raiding a teenager. Especially in the morning.

There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

You're only young once. That is all society can stand.

Stay tuned for some more later...The author of the book is Jane Seabrook and it's called Furry Logic Parenthood:-)